May 13, 2024 – Trip Day 43
by Meagan
We left the house at the crack of 1:15 in the afternoon, and headed to Ironwood National Monument. This site was designated a monument in 2000 and is managed by the BLM, so it’s not in our National Park Passport books. We finally got our act together a few nights ago and printed off the Junior Ranger books before going to the park. Arya and Jarek have completed their books. Evan is likely to have meltdown about not being done once we get there, but hey, laziness has consequences. It’s a clear 91 degree desert day with distant dust devils sending dirt up into the sky.
After driving 50 minutes and a couple of stops and wrong turns, we reached the Titan II Interpretive Site. There were 18 missile sites spread out across the desert south of Davis-Monhan Air Force Base. They were decommissioned in 197x and the bunkers destroyed. The site had a quarter mile gravel path around the former silo with sun faded signs detailing the layout of the complex and the explaining how it was constructed. The kids got an introductory lesson on the Nuclear Triad one of the worst jobs in the US military. Living in a bunker and running drills to end the world is not my idea of a good time.
We realized we did not have enough time to drive into town and turn in the kids’ books at the BLM office, so we headed to Saguaro National Park Visitor Center at Red Hill. We printed out the Saguaro NP books the previous evening and Jarek had finished his. Arya and Evan were less interested and scattered their pages across the house, helped by Garrett and Randal. Picking up all the pages left me reconsidering the wisdom of printing them off beforehand.
At this point, I realized I had grabbed Garrett’s two water bottles, my laptop, and snacks for everyone, but left my two full water bottles next to the door at home. I can’t stand being without water when I go out, but being without water in the desert was unbearable. It was too late to drive back and get them, so I commandeered one of Garrett’s. A spare water bottle proved to be full of repulsive floating bits, so Garrett’s teeny 20 ounce bottle would have to do.
Suddenly, there was a sign for the Desert Nature trail.
I yelled,“Let’s do it!” with great enthusiasm, while the part of my brain that talks to my sore foot grumbled and cursed. “It’ll be a quick, half mile hike!” I said brightly, while the children slowly dragged themselves out of the car. Garrett woke up with a sob of despair while Alan got the Bob stroller ready for Randal. I’ll admit that I felt a lot less enthusiastic once I opened my door and began to bake in the relentless sun. Just a half-mile walk on a paved trail, no big deal. Having to convince myself to walk a half-mile is a new low for age 40.
The children got their Junior Ranger gear, grabbed their water bottles, except for Evan, who had once again left the house without one, and we all hit the trail. The trail was a smooth, asphalt path on completely flat ground. The saguaros were huge and most had multiple arms off their main trunks. They don’t start to grow their arms until they are at least 60 years old, so we had some real old geezer cacti out here. We passed a dead saguaro and Jarek was excited to see its inner structure. A saguaro is supported by tall wooden ribs around a central wood core. The dead giant had been at least 20 feet high and looked like it once had a diameter of two feet.
We walked quickly between the information placards and learned to tell the difference between palo verde, acacia and mesquite trees. A zebra lizard skittered across the trail and hung out long enough for a picture. We also saw baby saguaros underneath their nurse trees. Each saguaro produces 20-40 million seeds in its lifetime, but only one or two make it to adulthood. The only way they will grow is if a seed finds its way near a tree that shelters it in its infancy. We saw a few saguaros that now loomed over their nurse trees. Those trees were probably wishing they’d kicked their kid out a long time ago, the poor things.
Evan was now, once again, thoroughly regretting his choice to leave his water bottle behind. Maybe he’ll actually decide to bring one next time. My wittle bitty water bottle was completely drained when we finished the walk, so off to the visitor center we went. My foot was predictably unhappy, but kids had fulfilled my requirement to hike the park and could now become Junior Rangers. My first stop was the water bottle fill station where I guzzled two bottles and turned the third into a Liquid IV. Jarek took himself on the Cactus Garden Walk while I worked with the other two, less-than-enthusiastic Junior Ranger candidates. Long story short, they didn’t finish their books and I was ready to be done with all Junior Ranger programs forevermore. I bought a cute cactus sticker to make myself feel better.
Jarek turned in his book with much praise from the rangers. He proudly pinned his badge on his vest next to the rest and I bought him a sticker as a reward for doing the whole book. Most of the programs only require doing a certain number of activities, but my deal with Jarek is that if he completes all of it, I will buy him a sticker. I’d do it for Arya and Evan as well, but I think my wallet will be safe from them for quite some time.
There was another side of the park with its own Visitor Center so we planned to head to that one some other day and Evan and Arya could get their badges there. Back at the house, I made tacos for dinner. We ate and went to bed.
Editor’s note: Mommy was D-U-N done. 🤣